Walmart is really another world entirely

I was too distracted by the legs to notice the tail

But maybe I’m just being neigh-gative.

16. I was too distracted by the legs to notice the tail

15. When you’re an exhibitionist but you’re also low-key shy

Or maybe she’s a nevernude like Tobias Funke!

15. When you're an exhibitionist but you're also low-key shy

I mean, we’ve all thought about it

But I can’t say I’ve ever seen this tried.

14. I mean, we've all thought about it

#relationshipgoals

Once you’ve found someone you can walking around in your skivvies with, there’s no reason to keep looking.

13. #relationshipgoals

When you can’t reach your scalp to cut your hair

Let it grooow. Let it grooow.

12. When you can't reach your scalp to cut your hair

If Amy Winehouse was still alive today

Too soon?

11. If Amy Winehouse was still alive today

Murica

1) What is the Walmart TV network?
2) How can I watch it all the time?

10. ... Murica

When your dress doesn’t quite cover everything

Unless the goal was to show off your thong diaper?

9. When your dress doesn't quite cover everything

Speaking of not wearing underwear

Or maybe she is. Who knows for sure?

8. Speaking of not wearing underwear

When you look like a pro wrestler from the 80s, you might as well own it

I’d put money down he’s not wearing underwear.

7. When you look like a pro wrestler from the 80s, you might as well own it

I think it’s sign language for “trashy”

Well what do you know, it’s actually the hand sign for electronic brand 3OH!3. You learn something new every day.

6. I think it's sign language for

As if wearing tights as pants in public wasn’t bad enough

You’ve gotta give her credit for telling the world what she likes.

5. As if wearing tights as pants in public wasn't bad enough

I present to you – the braided mullet

Because sometimes you’re feeling formal.

4. I present to you – the braided mullet

Anything’s a dress if you tug hard enough

This is a life hack if I’ve ever seen one.

3. Anything's a dress if you tug hard enough

I don’t think that’s in the employee manual

But maybe that’s where he keeps the manual.

2. I don't think that's in the employee manual

Do those come with training wheels?

1. Do those come with training wheels?

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