I was too distracted by the legs to notice the tail
But maybe I’m just being neigh-gative.
15. When you’re an exhibitionist but you’re also low-key shy
Or maybe she’s a nevernude like Tobias Funke!
I mean, we’ve all thought about it
But I can’t say I’ve ever seen this tried.
Once you’ve found someone you can walking around in your skivvies with, there’s no reason to keep looking.
When you can’t reach your scalp to cut your hair
Let it grooow. Let it grooow.
If Amy Winehouse was still alive today
1) What is the Walmart TV network?
2) How can I watch it all the time?
When your dress doesn’t quite cover everything
Unless the goal was to show off your thong diaper?
Speaking of not wearing underwear
Or maybe she is. Who knows for sure?
When you look like a pro wrestler from the 80s, you might as well own it
I’d put money down he’s not wearing underwear.
I think it’s sign language for “trashy”
Well what do you know, it’s actually the hand sign for electronic brand 3OH!3. You learn something new every day.
As if wearing tights as pants in public wasn’t bad enough
You’ve gotta give her credit for telling the world what she likes.
I present to you – the braided mullet
Because sometimes you’re feeling formal.
Anything’s a dress if you tug hard enough
This is a life hack if I’ve ever seen one.
I don’t think that’s in the employee manual
But maybe that’s where he keeps the manual.
Do those come with training wheels?